Hazards of a Dog Lover.
So I am an animal lover.  I love all animals, all shapes an sizes.  Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish amphibians… everything.  So take a look at that animal up there.  I just googled “scary black dogs” because I just had an encounter with such animal. And this dog looks similar to the one in the following story 
Set the scene: I see an animal without an owner.  I stop my car.  I get out.  I follow it about half a block.  I clap.  It sees me.  It growls.  I step back.  It steps forward.  I run. It runs.  I scream. It barks.  I scream again.  A lady pulls up in her car next to me, asks me if I’m okay as I run away screaming like a horror film chick from this terrifying animal.  I yell that I was going to get in my car before doing anything else.  She then asks me if I am okay, I nod and then she leaves.  I drive home and call the police who I’m assuming will take care of this situation so no more unsuspecting morons try to catch stray dogs. 
At least now I know what my scream sounds like when something is attacking me.

Hazards of a Dog Lover.

So I am an animal lover.  I love all animals, all shapes an sizes.  Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish amphibians… everything.  So take a look at that animal up there.  I just googled “scary black dogs” because I just had an encounter with such animal. And this dog looks similar to the one in the following story 

Set the scene: I see an animal without an owner.  I stop my car.  I get out.  I follow it about half a block.  I clap.  It sees me.  It growls.  I step back.  It steps forward.  I run. It runs.  I scream. It barks.  I scream again.  A lady pulls up in her car next to me, asks me if I’m okay as I run away screaming like a horror film chick from this terrifying animal.  I yell that I was going to get in my car before doing anything else.  She then asks me if I am okay, I nod and then she leaves.  I drive home and call the police who I’m assuming will take care of this situation so no more unsuspecting morons try to catch stray dogs. 

At least now I know what my scream sounds like when something is attacking me.

  1. tincando said: This is an amazing story, when will it be a movie and or book?
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