December 2010
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Bubbles Day 11/10. Happy Snow Day.
Kay so I’m really beginning to like this animal. Especially since
a/ I’m getting $40 a day to watch her.
b/ I have her for as of now, 12 days… because the weather made it impossible for her family to come home from St. Thomas.
c/ Otto only tries to rape her like 40% of the time. The rest of the time is 55% sleeping, 5% playing, and them playing is really really cute....
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Fuckme.
People with anxiety disorders shouldn’t watch dogs.
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Bubbles Day 5/10
I’m halfway through this fucking shit and I’m about to kill this goddamn dog. I have been quarantined to Queens because my fucking shepherd isn’t neutered and is basically anally raping the dog (despite the fact that she’s spayed) She’s not sturdy enough to play with him, so I have to keep them separate at all times, which has proven impossible. I’m working a...
Graduate School.
I got back my first grade for graduate school. I got an A- in Medieval Literature. As an undergraduate I would have been ECSTATIC over this. But as a graduate student, I’m not so happy with it. Why isn’t it an A? Am I expecting too much of myself? I’m not sure. All I know is that I got back my final paper, which I also got an A- on, with a lot of remarks. I want to learn...
Bubbles and I: Day 1/10
I am dog sitting. For ten days, for a miniature poodle from Scarsdale. Let’s begin here by saying I am the owner of a 110lb Shiloh Shepherd (and a non-threatening French Bulldog)
I picked the dog, Bubbles, up at 3 today and then came to my house where my non-neutered Shepherd proceeds to meet a female dog for the first time in his sexually deviant history. Bad news bears (she’s...
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Tale of Today
Today something unfortunate happened.
I am a 22-year-old non-threatening, average everything, white girl living in Queens. It’s best I mention this now. I drive a Nissan Cube. The ugliest car in the world, bought because I love ugly things. I also like to look at people when I drive, so I notice everything and everyone around me. Now you know the background of this story, it’s...
“I’d never wanted
hoped for, craved, needed or loved.
Never before you.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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Ripe
You are my fall
from grace.
Tempted I was by
your forbidden fruit.
So beautiful, ripe,
how was I to resist?
Grounded now.
I need you here to
pick me off the sodden
floor where I lay.
I watch now as
you slither away
to tempt another
WTF BOYS... WTF
I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF THE NEXT BOY THAT TAKES ME OUT HAS A GIRLFRIEND… I’M QUITTING BECAUSE THAT WILL BE THREE IN A ROW. WHAT THE FUCK!
perfectlycontentt asked: I have a shiloh shepherd too, she is the best... that picture of yours looks a lot like my dog
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Favorites
T.V. Show: At the moment: The Big Bang Theory - in life, Scrubs.
Book:Life of Pi
Movie: Stand By Me
Color: Purple
Actor: Edward Norton
Actress: Helena Bonham Carter
Ice Cream Flavor: mint chip
Drink: Iced tea
Animal: Hippopotamus!
Band: Envy on the Coast
Singer: Demi Lovato
Food: Broccoli ;)
Disney Character: Ariel
Girl Name: Aurelia
Boy Name: Zia
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On "Sisterz" Our hit sitcom...
Sydney: Guess what we’re doing on Saturday night?
Me: What?
Sydney: Guess!
Me: I can’t. Just tell me.
Sydney: Kelsey and I are going to bring our computers to humanities and we’re going to cast the Hunger Games with the characters from Twilight.
Me: How was I supposed to guess that…
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Dulce et decorum est
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.
Gas!...
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free.
Maybe it’s the fact that I finally have friends I care about,
Maybe it’s because I’m growing up,
Maybe it’s the anxiety medication that I’m on,
Maybe it’s the endless possibilities I see for my future,
Maybe it’s you,
But I feel free to do anything I want.
I feel like I can live and laugh and love
I feel like I can learn and grow and adapt
I...
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Dear HBC, let's be best friends, Love EBC
V: So your husband, Tim Burton … actually, not your husband. How do you refer to Tim, your life partner, significant other, boyfriend?
HBC: I don’t know; I haven’t got a satisfactory word! Father of my bastards, perhaps?
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